The fate of the galaxy is at stake in Jonathan Morgan’s Space Nuts
a hilarious adult feature from Wicked Pictures that very well may be the funniest adult movie ever made. Taking a Mel Brooks’ Spaceballs
approach to the material, Morgan parodies every popular science fiction movie of the last 35 years, including Star Wars
, Star Trek
, 2001: A Space Odyssey
, and even a few non-science fiction ones like Titanic
. The result is three hours of sexual fun in space that is quite simply a must-have for your adult collection.
The movie opens with Princess Hubba Hubba (Stormy) racing away from the Evil Overlord (a non-sex role by a barely-recognizable Mike Horner) in her starship, the USS Royal Brat. Stormy gets the sex started by getting it on with Ensign Benson (Trevor Zen) in her quarters, but shortly after the sex has concluded, Evil Overlord attacks and (accidentally) blows up her ship.
Not to worry though, the Princess has managed to escape and finds herself and her droid Jeeves (played wonderfully by Randy Spears as a cross between C-3PO and Mr. Data) aboard “The Floating Balls” casino, which is run by Captain Buzz StarFockker (Evan Stone). When Evan finds the Princess and Jeeves aboard his ship, he assigns Jeeves to be a pleasure droid and makes the Princess serve drinks.
It’s not long before Evil Overlord figures out what has happened to the Princess, and captures her aboard The Floating Balls. Determined to marry the Princess (since her husband will gain control of a large portion of the galaxy), Overlord whisks her away to the wedding location. But Buzz and Jeeves have managed to survive Overlord’s attack on the casino, and the race is on to rescue the Princess before she is forced to marry Evil Overlord.
As for the sexual action, Wicked has packed ten sex scenes into this three-hour epic. The best scenes feature Evan Stone making out with (a totally blue!) Jessica Drake; Devinn Lane (who plays Overlord’s assistant, Dark Witch) getting it on with Evan, and a movie-ending coupling between Stormy and Evan. Other sex scenes include Randy Spears with Kaylani Lei, a threesome between Kyle Stone, Amber Rain and Casey Pink, and Stormy and Julian teaming up for a hot scene.
Not only is Space Nuts
tremendously funny (I wouldn’t dream of spoiling the humor here, although I will pass along my favorite line: When Evan and Jeeves are captured by Overlord’s guards and Jeeves cowers on the floor and says “Game Over, Game Over!” – which is a nice nod towards James Cameron’s Aliens
, although I may be one of the few viewers who picked up on the joke.), but the special effects are easily the best that have ever been done for an adult film. We’re not talking ILM here, but the effects are certainly on par with some lower budget movies and TV shows, and we get a lot of them in the movie.
The movie is presented in 16x9 anamorphic widescreen and 5.1 Dolby sound, so those with widescreen TVs are going to love what they get with this title.
As always, Wicked provides a plethora of extras on this 2-DVD set. First and foremost, the coolest feature on the DVD is a Picture-in-Picture commentary track with Jonathan Morgan, Randy Spears and Stormy. This is where a box pops up on your screen during the commentary, so you can actually see the people as they comment on the picture. To my knowledge, this has only been done once
before on an adult release (with Nic Andrews’ Dark Angels
), and it’s a welcome addition here. The Extras DVD includes a behind the scenes featurette, bloopers, a rehearsal reel, a casting call reel, a “cold readings” reel, bloopers, the Space Nuts
trailer, a look at the making of Stormy’s Essential Elements sex toy (with Stormy, of course), slide shows, biographies, and much more. There's even a hidden batch of Easter Eggs that can be found on the Extras DVD. It's not easy to find them on your own, fortunately, www.spacenutsthemovie.com will tell you exactly how to get there! To say that this is the best jam-packed adult release of the year is almost an understatement.
Every once in a while, an adult movie comes along that takes porn to the next level. From Taboo
to Dream Quest
, every few years an adult movie arrives that dwarfs everything that has come before it, and the industry takes a giant leap ahead. Space Nuts
is that kind of movie. Every comedy and special effects adult film made from this day forward will have this title to live up to.
I can pretty much sum up my excitement for Space Nuts
in four words: Bring on the sequel!
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